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Love the Dentist Quote

I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair.
He cleans me.
He flosses me.
His instruments alive in my mouth.

And just when I don't think I can take it anymore, he says, 'Good girl, Marcie, you can spit now.'
- Marcie, from the "Married With Children" sitcom.

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